If offered in a manual, this will be hard to resist.

Yes, this makes absolute cognitive sense. “Abortion is murder” but, if you can pay a higher premium, no problem.

Disagree. Playing football is a privilege, not a right.

...after his release [he] returned to Steubenville High School where he played football in his senior year.

I’ve never had a bad situation with an Apple product that Apple themselves couldn’t make worse.

I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.

Let’s string a bunch of these together and start our own country!

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

And this is why, as a graphic designer, I absolutely refuse to design anything wedding related. Getting married seems to bring out the absolute worst in people.

Those are the times you wish you had a Hummer H1 - so you could ram that person’s car.

Thank you for holding down a job. I dealt with so many people who didn’t as a foster parent I got a bit jaded. But now for some hard truth:

Seriously, I advocate against killing and paid some guy a couple of hundred dollars to “relocate” 6 or 7 skunks, moving them from under my cabin to somewhere out in the nearby forest. But I would kill a pack of poisonous snakes that had taken up residence under the house, just like this brave old lady. Aren’t…

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

answer: she’s a bad bitch.