Disagree. Playing football is a privilege, not a right.

...after his release [he] returned to Steubenville High School where he played football in his senior year.

I’ve never had a bad situation with an Apple product that Apple themselves couldn’t make worse.

I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.

Let’s string a bunch of these together and start our own country!

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

And this is why, as a graphic designer, I absolutely refuse to design anything wedding related. Getting married seems to bring out the absolute worst in people.

Those are the times you wish you had a Hummer H1 - so you could ram that person’s car.

Thank you for holding down a job. I dealt with so many people who didn’t as a foster parent I got a bit jaded. But now for some hard truth:

Seriously, I advocate against killing and paid some guy a couple of hundred dollars to “relocate” 6 or 7 skunks, moving them from under my cabin to somewhere out in the nearby forest. But I would kill a pack of poisonous snakes that had taken up residence under the house, just like this brave old lady. Aren’t…

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

answer: she’s a bad bitch.

I fancy driving my Tacoma through it, but it’s too narrow.

The people who criticize him for this decision are also the same people that can’t add if the sum is greater than 10, due to a lack of additional fingers.