Those are the times you wish you had a Hummer H1 - so you could ram that person’s car.

Thank you for holding down a job. I dealt with so many people who didn’t as a foster parent I got a bit jaded. But now for some hard truth:

Seriously, I advocate against killing and paid some guy a couple of hundred dollars to “relocate” 6 or 7 skunks, moving them from under my cabin to somewhere out in the nearby forest. But I would kill a pack of poisonous snakes that had taken up residence under the house, just like this brave old lady. Aren’t…

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

answer: she’s a bad bitch.

I fancy driving my Tacoma through it, but it’s too narrow.

The people who criticize him for this decision are also the same people that can’t add if the sum is greater than 10, due to a lack of additional fingers.

I’m fine with this. Smoking is terrible, sometimes I wish cigarettes were banned outright. I smoked on and off from age 22 to 26, and many of my friends at the time were smokers. So many of them have struggled to quit for years, and regretted ever starting. I don’t know any smokers who are really happy that they’re…

Anybody who calls him “cowardly” is a fucking asshole. Sometimes depression is terminal.

The amendment is attached to a bill that will give money to Donald Trump’s border wall and immigration enforcement. 

While millions of refugee children/children of immigrants/etc. get ripped away from their parents and/or denied access to a country and healthcare that could *actually* help them. Fuck everything.

So, the time for him while he was at college was “difficult” while she was literally the one who carried all the weight.

Huh. So, let’s see here...

1. Tears.