Holy fuck, yes, please keep us updated on your movie channel.

Fully turned on at my desk now, thanks. 😂

I’ve recently achieved orgasms by perineum stimulation alone. Its now the only way I masterbate. My wife even includes it during sex and will reach under and press on it during sessions. It took years to find the right technique but I’m at a point of total orgasm nirvana. Like a good gospel, I’m tempted to start a…

“You’re”

It’s really cool how the crazy old people on the internet still haven’t figured out that there is a space after most punctuation in the English language.

being called Nazis...

Antifa? Didn’t know that was a thing until reading this. Do we really need a name? I’m pretty sure “human” would be enough to distinguish us from these NAZIS.

The real question, when will we drop the ‘neo’ moniker and just straight out call them nazis? Here’s my rule number one - if you have a swastika tattoo, wear a swaztika armband or carry a flag or sign with a swaztika, hey, you’re a nazi.

Yeah, please don’t do this, Apple... I use the fingerprint scanner constantly without looking at my phone. This is a bad idea. User test this.

I’m no conspiracy theorist but if you were to tell me that the people in this picture were actually lizard-people?

I think the Uniforms are very Spiffy and I’m excited to see a Women of Colour in the lead. Doug Jones looks awesome in that makeup

Rick Perry will solve this, just as soon as he looks up “plutonium” on Wikipedia.

You still think these elections were clean, and that there was no fraud?

I can’t believe she didn’t pick up the fact that no one wanted her in 2012.
Then she thought giving 2016 a go as the most establishment candidate when people were clamoring for Trump because he was anything BUT establishment. Then she proceeded to make all her negatives worse (out of touch, unlikable) by gooning…

It’s not the emails that cost Clinton the election. Her RESPONSE to the whole thing played a part in the loss. She said that the leak of classified information was “kinda fun”. She said that it didn’t matter, and she did that A LOT. She was CONSTANTLY dismissing things as “oh, that’s unimportant”, or “what…

My dog campaigned more in Wisconsin than HRC.

Uhm, that’s very simplistic and incorrect.

Strictly speaking, the defamation (if you were to try to call it that) was directed at both Apple and its customers. The customers for being sheeple, and Apple for selling juice-sucking phones and ungainly lumpy battery cases. If you say “these products are garbage and people are idiots for buying them”, you’re…

Actually that would be libel, not slander, because it’s written instead of spoken. And the ultimate defense for libel and slander is the truth... so Webster’s got nothing to worry about.