“As vice president of the United States I’m tested for the coronavirus on a regular basis, and everyone who is around me is tested for the coronavirus,”

Every time I look at this goon I see the anodyne plastic face of a 1970s-vintage G.I. Joe.

President Ric Flair. WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Also, saying “you look very chic today” follows the main rule of appropriate compliments; you are being complimented in a non-sexual way on something you have control over, which essentially compliments your choices and their results. It’s the difference between “nice ass” and “your hair is awesome!”.

It was a simpler time.

God I thought it was just terrible that Romney might be elected. Mitt, please, come back!

McConnell’s comments also drew a swift rebuke Wednesday from a Republican congressman from New York, Rep. Peter T. King. He seized on a characterization by McConnell that governors are seeking “free money.”

Aaaaand Trump just cut Brian Kemp off at the knees.

Jones could be added by airdrop. Just heave his ass out the back of a C-130 with a crate of colloidal silver.

There is no dissonance. People like this desperately need control. The same control over women’s sexual activity and forcing them to be dependent on crappy men is the control they lack now by being told society can’t function normally for the time being. They feel wildly out of control because you can’t control a…

I’m not kidding.

That was my thought. When people are willing to risk their lives to vote you out, you’re fucked.

This is so huge. Voter suppression has become an incredibly powerful go-to tactic for the GOP, and it’s amazing to see it fail like this. This is also great news for the November election, since it doesn’t bode well for Trump. Congrats to the citizens of Wisconsin for getting out and voting, even though it was…

Could any of this be related to the false negative syndrome we have been seeing? IOW, maybe the tests were processed wrong or the sample taken was not good enough, so the patient really was never negative?

My mother’s church has leaned really hard into doing teleservices, and online support. About the only face-to-face interaction they’re doing these days is food delivery and welfare checks on their elderly or vulnerable members. I’m very proud of the community support and responsibility they’ve exercised.

And he was put into a medically induced coma this morning.

My first thought was “good riddance,” but these are the idiots that are going to clog up hospitals and ICU beds. Put the preachers in jail.

Everytime I see Jared’s face I want to punch it. I am 58 years old, 5'3" and 150 lbs, 23% bodyfat. Plus I wear glasses. But I know I could fuck. him. up. I see his wormy lips and that Botoxed forehead and I know it would take one crack of my bony knuckles and he would crumble like the crystal dildo he is.

Disappointing, but at the relative breakneck speed they’ve been developing this thing, hardly unsurprising -- just  gotta plow through and learn from the failures ...

Right? That last sentence should have anybody going wait, what?