Yes, like the child she is.

Yes.

Translated: We’re desperately calling law firms, hoping we can find one that can cut our monetary damages as low as possible, and is scummy enough to destroy the integrity of a 12-year old girl without a second thought.

I can’t fathom cops in middle schools. It blows my mind.

I’m glad everyone has a video camera with them at all times now. This stuff has always gone on. Now we know about it.

The cop thinks he's a tough guy because he's a cop, but in reality he lacks the skills to manage a 12 year old girl. Bravo Officer Toughguy! Bra-fucking-vo.

are investigating a possible case of excessive force

Just remember, the video for the song itself, the dance routine was stolen from (sorry, “tributes”/”was inspired by”) Bob Fosse and Gwen Verdon.

While I’d never buy anything that said “Feyoncé: He put a ring on it”, I do think it’s kinda clever. Also, what is irreparable harm in this case???

Lord help that new brand of Ouija boards, Seayoncé.

“he put a ring on it” would be a good slogan for a sex toy shop.

I don’t love the photo choice - it draws odd attention to her, with that pink shirt, but she is so unhappy looking compared to the other girls. I don’t know how much I agree that it was racist, but I do think it’s mediocre ad design, and they could have done better.

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I love Magic Johnson’s tweets. He’s Perd Hapley, but also one of the best 10 basketball players who’s ever lived.

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I can’t really formulate response that doesn’t sound too #notallwhitepeople, so I’m just gonna say this is fucked up.

Yep. The tiny house thing is very cool, and a really great option ... for SOME people with very specific circumstances. It’s not a solution for our country’s housing woes. There is a systemic problem here that needs to be dealt with.

Yeah, but if you can’t bring a date “home” with you...

I wonder if it has four to six inches of sand in it, then it could be his bathroom too!