This is a very gentle, amusing hoax that hurt no one and I congratulate them both.

That’s just what we call a prank.

For real. And if the gram wanted to change something, how about adopting the one feature from fb that makes sense: the hide button.

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

Can social media companies stop with this algorithm shit? I don’t want you to tell me what I should care about. Just show me what people are posting/tweeting/whatevering right now.

Only if you have friends/family that are on it. Keeping up with vapid “celebrities” and the like isn’t worth anyone’s time.

Additionally, who the fuck wants to get a notification on their phone every time one of these D-list celebs posts on Instagram? I admit, I follow some D-list people, but I wouldn’t even want notification for family and friends, let alone some person I don’t even know but am mildly interested in.

So, it’s happened, hasn’t it? Rock is dead. When I was in middle and high school there was still rock on Top 40, now it seems like a dance beat is a requirement. Am I wrong? Please someone tell me I’m wrong.

#ExtraSprinklesPleaseDaddy?

Wait, you know who she is?

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

Is the “sugar daddy” thing meant to be a joke, because of the age difference? I hope it’s a real relationahip. I like Lovitz and if they’re happy, who am I to judge? (Although, I have to ask, is he really that rich?)

Getting to the end of that first item like

OK, first off: Jessica Who?

You can’t do this and expect people to ignore it

Tracey’s daughter is a little “mini-me” with that expression on her face. Briana Fellowes.

THEY ARE SO TACKY! Who on earth wants a rhinestone-encrusted mesh corset with an aggressively shiny hoop skirt? You know that famous Dolly Parton (all hail Dolly, I love her so) quote, “it costs a lot of money to look this cheap”? Well ...

Dear Bride,

This is a first world problem if I’ve ever seen one.

Me upon reading this: