She looks bad because she WON’T BEND HER KNEES! Why don’t white people ever bend their knees when they dance? YOU HAVE TO BEND YOUR KNEES OR YOUR WAIST IS LOST TO YOU.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH

If he went there but it was on NBC, has any distance been traversed?

I think dissecting the social awareness of a Hollywood actor is a lot like getting dating advice from your uncle.

Oh it will be. I say this as a total DC stan- this movie will be fucking awful. And the suicide squad coming up will be horrible as well. The only reason I’m even giving it a shot at this point is because I’m hoping somewhere down the line in this messy franchise we might get Solomon Grundy and Cheetara on the big…

The sexy monster makeup and costuming for the “Everybody / Backstreet’s Back” is still AMAZING. Kevin as that elegant scaly Jekyll-Hyde monster, jeeeezus.

Nope, it did suck

I very much prefer her show to her stand-up so I am happy it will be back soon.

If I had to guess? He’s probably got chub rub. And this is coming from someone who has gotten chub rub, so no, I’m not shaming a little boy. I’m saying that shit is painful af.

I wonder what Cheryl Tiegs thoughts are.

I had not encountered the term “husky” until I moved to the U.S. I like it. Husky. HUSKY.

BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

Jubilee has THE BEST figure.

Jubilee and Olivia are exact opposites and they were both labeled as “controversial” so that tells you how bland and boring you have to be to stay safe on that show. Jubilee seemed pretty genuine and super insecure, whereas Olivia was the most secure contestant I’ve seen since Bentley on Ashley’s season (remember that…

Watching this last night had me banging my head against the wall! Amber and Jami are just ugh. I saw no lie in what Jubilee allegedly said so way to blow that shit way out of proportion. You know ABC just loved that now they can say she is too controversial to be the Bachlorette. Congrats girls your pettiness knows no…

Iknorite? Lace was BOMBED during half those interviews. Completely obliterated. The slurring and inability to stand up straight was a good hint. The good news is that it won’t be a big issue on Herpes Island.

My favorite thing that happened this year was Allison Williams on the aftershow calling them out for not giving the contestants water and Kleenex. And fuck Chris last night telling Lace that her problem is telling men she’s crazy and ignoring that her problem was having too much to drink on a tv show. There certainly…

I enjoy watching this show because it’s just a massive train wreck. I feel that none of the bachelors are being real. They are playing a role and in the end, this is a TV show that is scripted in some sense. They aren’t choosing real people because if you look at the going to their home episodes, all the parents and…