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"Yes?"
"Mr. Pizza Guy."
"Again?"
"Mr. Pizza Guy, sir."

All their available bandwidth was tied up in that 37-page takedown of Meghan Trainor.

But memories of his mighty 'fro and epic drumming live on!

I love his "Well…………….dig this!"

Especially if she has adamantium claws and an Uncle Logan.

Other Coast.

*Bass face*

That's a nice thought, but that's why we have the First Amendment. Even loathsome, demented dickbags like Jones (and Limbaugh, Levin, Savage, and 99% of Fox News) have freedom to express themselves.

Yeah, it should've played out like this:
Horse bypasses gator and dick-kicks the fat IPhone-wielding tourist.
Horse and gator high-five and go about their business.

All good, all good. Can I sneak a few sliced jalapenos in there too?

Turn the damn flashlight off, you stupid kids!

I suspected that; I just couldn't get through that part. I lost interest enough that I couldn't stick around for the food discussion.

Couldn't agree more. I've tried several times and I can't get through more than 20 minutes.

Relax. Ricky's cool.

What are you talking about—his knees are held together with the finest zip-ties available!

"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."

See "State of Oklahoma, Voters Of"

Paging Mr. Herman….Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk.

What a waste of a couple of sweet R1200s.

"CHiPs NOT HIP, MAKES ZIP, BOX OFFICE BLIP"