Gah, that poor tomato :(

Every party guest ever.

Interesting read, but I don't think I could read further.

I'd bet that that's the result of some campaign-staffer prep.

Spent the weekend in Seattle—stayed at the Ren, hung with friends, walked at lot, ate really well, drank a little too much, then went to the Moisture Festival Saturday night.

to find the places you got hurt?

"shaming the GOP into doing the right thing"—-is that even a thing that is possible?

You must not be very close to Jersey. Good news/bad news, I guess.

Washington state resident here. I travel to Rockville/Gaithersburg a lot for work, and the Fallsgrove liquor store is always one of my first stops. Their Scotch and Irish prices are way lower than Washington's.

It seems that the oblivious just naturally like to congregate in bottlenecks. It happens at every airport I go through.

Feed the wheel turners nonstop broccoli, cabbage, and beans?

See "Oklahoma, voters of, 1980-present"

"Bettenscheisser"

Question: Is Sam Worthington the Jay Cutler of actors, or is Jay Cutler the Sam Worthington of quarterbacks?

Thank you! Much appreciated.

Yes, I thought I did. Added a link to my Disqus as requested.

"Stubby-Fingered Vulgarian Wins $5 At Chicken-Shit Bingo"

"Ah say, my grand pappy's shell was thiiiiiiiiss wide"

His eulogy will be interrupted three words in by Hannity, who will then blame Colmes' death on Hillary and/or Obama.

Nah, not for me.