The bummer for Hawks fans is that we won't get throwback unis until 1) the NFL allows more than 3 uniforms per team, or 2) The Hawks scrap the boring Wolf Grey.

Been there. Sucks. Literally.

Every game at Candlestick—especially those 90s Cowboys/Niners NFC Championship games—he would go on and on, ecstatically, about how the players had to switch to the "long cleats".

Thing I hate about televised Cowboys games is the constant obligatory shots of the reptilian Jerry Jones. Guy gets more camera time per game than most players.

Gronk's out? That monstrous hit was delivered by one Earl Thomas III, who is approximately .33 of Gronk's mass.

Why does she have a "Getty" shoulder tattoo?

*ahem* I refer you, Doctor, to the voters of rural Oklahoma.

"Space Mutiny"

Just stay the hell away from 405 if you value your time/sanity.

Smeg and the Heads, Om

Oklahoma State, lucky 13 this week!

Hot poops
—Cotton Hill

Saturday was a steady downpour all day, which meant cozying in and watching "Supergirl" with my daughter. Sunday was beautiful and clear, and I got a lot of fall yardwork done, including transplanting a tree I'd been needing to move.

Burgerville. Walla Walla onion rings and a blackberry shake.
Then a nap.

Ranch+Sriracha= a most excellent all-around dipping sauce

I hate crowds, but I love gatherings!

Case Histories. It's the first Jackson Brodie novel, and it's a great introduction to Atkinson. Start with that one, then go forward.

No Kate Atkinson? No dice.

Hey, any chance of getting Matt Lauer mixed up in this?

Hingle McCringleberry
Dr. Mantis Toboggan