POWERBALL!

Firepower and LOTR for me. Man, I'd love a Black Hole (phrasing)!

"Well, you could say 'Dennis'."

But, I'm part of the Government, and I'm here to help!

Hopefully you're following those up with some Dollar Immodium.

Let's not forget the draft-dodging via pants-shitting!

We also would have accepted "Her?".

"Look alive everyone! Oh, sorry, Susan."

That's SeaTac, my home airport. Every time I walk past that series, there'll be a person looking at the paintings and then shaking their head.
So, mission accomplished, I guess, artist?

<whack!>

Kirk starts new diet, complete with compression girdle. Gorn Jr. repeatedly sends Domino's to Kirk's house.

Too bad it's not Son of Gorn; that would be a can't miss!
Imagine episode after episode of Gorn Jr's shenanigans! And his next-door neighbor is a retired Captain Kirk.

Eh, actually, Two and a Half Men stole that joke from Red Dwarf.

I think at this point the best thing about Metallica is the logo.

CARROT OF JUSTICE JUICES YOU!!

I Am Navel

Hmmm…. Alien, Aliens, T2, Haywire, La Femme Nikita, The Long Kiss Goodnight, The Hunger Games, Kill Bill, Death Proof/Planet Terror, Underworld, Resident Evil, …

Well said, I concur with this.

I'm way late to the "It's Always Sunny" party, but what killed me in this was Frank's line to the IRS agent.

No way Kasich is moderate enough for any Democrat to nominate; he'd be completely anti- R v W .