Don't forget Stop Making Sense and Naked .

I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys… we're a different breed.

Is she big-leaguin' you?

"And the Lord spake, saying " Say no more!".

Tanya's backup vocals on Aimee Mann's "You Could Make a Killing" are awesome.

Marge Schott…

Anyone else think Simms looks completely baked in that header pic?

For some reason my daughter loves those tiny plastic scoops that come in gelato lids. Flat little bastards are always falling into the disposal. I've gotten way too nonchalant about reaching down in there…

Fuck the Super Bowl! Too bad both teams can't lose.

I had a garage band in Stockholm, which was a challenge in its own right, to keep an instrument tuned with that temperature swing. There's a block warmer for the Volvo in the garage but it's cold in there in the winter. So we played and I had a hit that you might have heard of. "Hur ?r l?get, lilla gumman?" which…

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good.
Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be
lower… son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia,
so do.

Ok, but Han insulting 3PO has a purpose. It's comic relief.

"Here's the most advanced android ever created. He's maintained my life support while I slept. His assistance will be crucial to the success of my life's mission.
I'ma treat him like shit for no reason"

Yeah, but they'll just CG the Xenomorph(s).

That was my experience exactly…I went into American Hustle pretty excited to see a good, grownup movie. When it ended, I thought, "That's it?"

"Uh….smoke bomb!!"

This was done as a bet, right?

Agreed,. You can't parody a parody.

I'm so sad to see JOE MONTANA in those Papa John's ads.

Not a Cowboys fan, but you could say the exact same thing about Aikman.