Slap a manual and a rally suspension on the Countryman and you basically have a mild MINI WRC.

Were the seats really that disliked?

This is what happens when you have a really bad hangover on a Sunday afternoon.

We’re not begging.

Any car that has the word “swing” printed on the interior deserves a thumbs-up. And a wink-wink.

Any water cooler talk about preserving all the oscillating vents? Those were, are, and always will be rad.

This hurts my brain. I know the car is weird, but i didn’t think any manufacturer would be crazy enough to put a dually set up on just the front passenger corner. Must be for all the torque steer.

Or more congested, with the passing lane traveling 0.5mph faster than the right lane.

If more people drove like truckers, we would be constantly waiting to go the actual speed limit while the person in front of us is passing a car by only going 1/2 mph faster than the car they’re passing.

You get a low grade for crossing the line

At least she wasn’t loco enough to stay in the car.

Time to spike it back up! I guess you could say that lady and her care came uncoupled...

I found it hard to gauge how long that pun train was going to last.

3rd worst. She could have shoved someone else IN the car before running (?).

I’m guessing another train had just passed through on the other track, and there was just enough gap between them to deactivate the gates before the freight train rolled through. That’s why you should wait for the gates to go all the way up before passing through. Then again, as the camera car showed, you can just…

Well, 2nd worst. She could have stayed in the car.

She literally made the WORST decision possible given the situation, lol. I know some people aren’t good in emergency situations, but c’mon, lady!

His ego forms the biggest force field -in the world.

“Well James, he’s driven off a cliff and is now engulfed in flames”

they need to get this jerk off the road.