Added to the movie. The director had initially planned to leave Wong out due to the manservant stereotype thing, but added him in after picking Tilda Swinton for The Ancient One to add Asian representation.

But just because they have the right and prerogative to make the movie that they want to make doesn't mean that everything about the movie is correct or laudable. People aren't saying that they're not _allowed_ to make the movie their way. They certainly are, and there are swaths of movies proving that people who make…

So says the Condiment King.

I really love the little fishing segment in FFVI. Without too much spoiling, it's a fishing minigame (if you even could call it a minigame) that is there for an actual reason, as opposed to the fishing games in Zelda or Animal Crossing, or even Fantasy Life, which are there for record-setting or completion or…

And they both offer a cautionary tale about high-altitude real-estate.

Yeah, but at least we'd have an opera in the meantime.

I'm waiting for FFVI's dystopia to arrive, where a short-tempered clownish lackey obsessed with image gets lifted to power by an aging, potentially reasonable, but still systemically evil ruler, who he then betrays and breaks free of, destroys the world, then builds a tower on the world's wreckage and names it after…

We love these cute animals and here's why you should too!

Why do nuggets come in packs of ten but shame-deadening single-serve bottles of liquor come in packs of 6?

Older birds can have more flavor and are often used for stewing. Young birds are more ubiquitous because it takes less time to raise young birds than old birds.

Well that's just not fair.

Founded by the great Philod-el.

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Eh, I'm not sure it passes mustard.

Always ask for a piece of the gross, not the net. The net is a fantasy.

Joke's on Harper Lee though! I don't even OWN a watchman!

*runs to the library*
*comes back with Upton Sinclair's The Jungle*

The scheduling really makes you wonder. Fall's a much better time, most likely.

Does the U in SCUBA stand for Oonderwater?

Pork with a cider glaze and tart apple is delicious though.