How can you not love something that gave us: http://ft.trillian.im/97c04…

But now those N-minus-4 successive upvoters will feel completely free of consequence by being called out for their feckless generosity with their internet points! The fools!

Aw man, see, you made a rookie mistake and put a real number in your post. Now you're contractually obligated to go back and edit that number up when more people disagree with you.

Ugh, I always get stuck with that when I go to lunch with my faux pho foe.

Do we not like sweet breads now? You've got to be kidney-ing me!

She's a squirrel, dammit!

Lanterns? Pfeh! We're all about the F# Bell now.

That's rough, buddy.

With attitude!

I blame Mark Hamill

This is one of the things I love about Spider-man 3, that I feel like everyone gets wrong. When the symbiote affects Peter, it unleashes his dark inner self, but that dark inner self is still Peter Parker. People make fun of "cool" Peter with the hair and jazz and whatnot, but Dark Peter isn't Cool, he's what Peter…

But it is okay to occasionally end a sentence with "a preposition."

This is the worst 7 Up reboot I've ever heard of.

I dunno, I'm coming from a similar position and this doesn't really assuage any of my resentment at all. Not trying to walk over you or your opinion or anything, but I just feel like I have to speak up because it's a deeper, more complicated situation and a big mess of emotions that I don't want the narrative to end…

Well, it makes it seem like there are four of them, one for each Bending discipline, which is still pretty special and ties into one of them unlocking Aang's spiritual potential.

Isn't Shang Chi the best martial artist?

I actually think it could be a really interesting story to have him specifically be Asian American. Have him grow up as an Asian in America, under the weight of all the capital-A Asian expectations (people asking if he knows martial arts, speaks Chinese, etc., just because he's Asian) and basically feeling out of…

Woah woah woah, there's no need to bring my biblical self-cest fanfiction into this.

Yeah! We only lost because we wanted to treat people like me like human beings! Gosh, that was dumb of me to want.

PS I'm sorry about your lost empathy. I'll put some posters up at the liberal commune and witches' gathering this week and maybe they will be able to find it while we try to hex Miley Cyrus.