Because kinja is teh suck

My god how does this not have all the stars.

“Also, do you really miss having buttons and a keyboard on your phone? Of course not, because the operating systems have gotten so good that you don’t need them.”

This, people is how you COTD.

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Keep the faith.

Meh, country folk are used to getting screwed by their cousins.

So now you’re not truly woke unless you are mad about a woke celebrity trying to be woke but not being heady enough to see that she her attempted wokeness isn’t truly woke at all.

As a lifelong Mets fan (and thus masochist), David Roth suicide watchman, and fellow high ledge looker, this is the correct take. Mickey made the right moves, he’d be crushed no matter what he does, and unfortunately, every single thing he does, by the book or by his gut, turns to poop. I’ve never seen anything like…

I came for this. Left satisfied. Like a XT all growed up. For some reason I dig this, like some sort of soul/old forester/fiat upscaled amalgamation.

I’m not saying I agree with it. It’s just that bird law in this country—it’s not governed by reason.

I want to kiss you. 

I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more bongos..

This is the only correct take. Signed another Mets fan from the grays. To quote Junior Soprano, yankee fans are like a “woman with a Virginia ham under her arm crying the blues because she has no bread.”

There’s just one thing dude, do you have to use so many cuss words?

You ever been in a storm Wally?

Who’s the pitchers for this game?

TL:DR

I like this post and it at least touches upon a lot of my issues with the game (I am youngish - think mid 80’s baby, huge baseball fan-specifically Mets-but enough about my self mutiliation):

“I choose not to run”

Wade Boggs, RIP.