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If you think we’ve hit peak Mets, you haven’t been following long enough, before this season ends there will be a taxi incident, a player missing a game out partying, 10 more pressers of BVW saying, “this is fine”. Please hug David.

David and I have been emailing about this around of LOL, and I’m afraid, he might finally have lost it and walked off the face of the earth.

How about the fact that he just doesn’t win when it matters, how efficiency can that be? Isn’t the goal to win a championship?

Hockey players, they’re just like us. I mean me, they’re just like me.

As a diehard Mets fan of 25 years, I have lost the will to argue or even give my .02 on why this team is why it is. It’s better to just accept it.

So apparently Stroman cares quite a bit.

Sometimes you just gotta eat a poop sandwich.

Something something he’ll be on the Browns/Redskins/Raiders by dinner.

Came here for this. Chuckled. Left satisfied.

I’m mired in the greys, but here it goes: the NBA is better with less fouls and less stoppages. Period. 

Tanks? You have gas?

So the TL:DR they played help defense.

This needs more likes.

Where are all the un-greyed tweebs who said the Mets have zero chance this year and all the fan boy doids (hey that’s me!) were pie in the sky clowns? And how bad Mickey Callaway is. Hey that may still be true but you know what they are in first and the crowned because paper Phillies aren’t. Also you can hate on MC

You know, a town with money is a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.

Florida Man’s only natural predator: Florida Grandma.

Something something making Tesla blush

But but but the ladybugs!

Ugh beat me to it, take all the stars

Ah that’s fair, that is a very good reason, just thought maybe there was some big time cliffhanger coming, but thousands of dollars is a perfect reason for my broke self