Failure is always an option, I’ve been perfecting it for years.

Seriously this, he makes frequent reference to this year being the biggest year and one where failure is not an option, but makes no comment on why?

This, so much this.

As a lifelong Mets’ fan I say to the Stankee fanboys: “Welcome to the party pal!”

And for that, we thank him.

I’m sorry but we’re those people TRYING to get hit by a mustang? Is this some like next gen insurance fraud scheme? Early in video you just see people getting closer and closer to a donut-ing Mustang. “Well totally get away with it, Mustangs always hit people by accident.”

Oh Dana rationalize to me baby, it makes me so hot.

Wuphf.com

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

I’m just here to watch the fanboys burn.

no, no they don’t.

There is really only one question needed to determine sociopath status: Is a hot dog a sandwich?

I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus, and then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian passed. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.

The above commenters must be really fun at parties.

This needs more stars. As does your amazing user name.

God forbid we should address the rise of the stat wars bringing us three true outcomes: K, BB, HR. Only one of them results in ball in play, and even that one doesn’t involve anything more than everyone on the field arching their necks. get more balls in play, the game will speed up.

It’s not cheating though, because it’s your dog. Get it? Because It’s your dog!

Gotta support the team.

I’m a massive Mets fan, and even still, I think you’d have to pay me to subscribe to this.

I’d buy this just to run as-is in a demolition derby outside Talladega. I just want to watch the world burn.