This would be the most hilarious way for WW3 to start, hands down

Better yet - Trudeau nails Ivanka, shows the video during one of the leaders conferences at the G7.

Go with a man named Kermit or GTFO.

Adding a guy named “Earnie” to any organization has never led to good things, ever. No guy named “Earnie” has ever made improvements to anything. But a guy named Bert? Oh hell yeah, that’s the kind of man you need to bring on.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

I left Kentucky (most recently) about a year ago. I was born there, but I grew up in Germany and the Midwest more than anywhere else, only moving back to KY to be near family.

I also have family in SW IN. And my god, while the racism is definitely present, there are certain things people don’t say (they find other,…

Reminder: The North is just as full of racist fuckwads—the only difference is that the South openly embraces its racist heritage, whereas the North tries to pretend it’s somehow better.

Source: Kentucky transplant to the Great Lakes region. I’ve heard the n-word bandied about more up here than I ever heard it back in…

“Next time don’t come to Florida.”

You know what I very rarely see in these videos? Violent response.

Damn, that’s a real kick in the balls.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“You were there chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the bad Internet, not join it!”

Hey, friendly reminder.

Long live Ed Chambers. Jared is the best character on that show for sure

I know exactly how he feels... I was startled by a menacing blueberry Danish this morning...

I think this is a transcript as related by somebody else in the room:

Clean hit, and certainly not an elbow. Didn’t launch himself. Hit him shoulder to shoulder. Was already going for the hit while Orpik still had the puck and contact made a split second after the shot. Looked worse than it was because of the careening into the boards, but guys shouldn’t have to fight in response to…

I guess lots of cheese, square cut, and thin crust is the pizza that I don’t remember seeing on menus when I go out of state (well, they have it in Wisconsin too), but I have never heard it called “Minnesota style”. I guess I’ve always thought of it as a “bar style pizza”.