“Did somebody say full release?"

*Tortoise

jegrouchy, why are you so grouchy?

Man, the WWE is really making their storylines lifelike these days.  I also like how they are getting around child labor laws by having the kids be on-lookers instead of in-ring talent.

Hot take!  We got a hot take here!

Looks like the Proud Boys Boston meet-up took a violent turn that no one could have seen coming.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.  But I’ve switched to a healthy daily regimen of weed and whiskey, so that helps.

Does no one fucking understand marginal tax rates? Not even the richest fuckers in the world? Fuck, I feel like I’m screaming into the abyss here.  Goddamn for being so fucking wealthy these people sure are fucking arrogant and dumb.

Shit, where do you want me to start and how much time do you have?

Jokes on you though, Minnesota native here!  I just don’t consider 125 miles “so close.”  Same major media market, yes.  But not really the same neighborhood.

Ahh, the warm, welcoming embrace of the Jezebel comment section.  Warms my cold winter bones.

Congratulations, how long were you waiting to use the word pedantic on a comment board?

Minnesota native here who has spent a fair amount of time in Jordan and the surrounding areas. Not a whole lot of love for people of color around there. And I am willing to bet that those kids didn’t bring that sign out for their games against Belle Plaine or any of the other nearby, predominantly rural white towns. …

Jacob Wetterling was abducted in St. Joseph, Minnesota.  About 125 miles west from Barron, Wisconsin.  

Like, ugh the human body is so fucking gross omg.

His nickname is “El Tortugo” or, The Turtle.  So my wife works as a wildlife biologist and acquired 3 baby box turtles that needed a home.  This occured not even a week after Willians’ epic run to home plate last fall, so naturally one of our turtles is named Willians Astudillo.  He’s my favorite Twin, and also my…

They really embiggened the funbag with their performance here.

Anyone else notice the team names in the embedded lists?  All mascot names except for "Washington." 

Why the hell does the working class continue to vote for the GOP when the policies they put in place consistently have a negative impact on their lives in a very direct way?   I don't have an answer I'm honestly asking because it makes zero sense to me.

Bless her heart.  Isn’t that what southerners say when they want to say “fuck that person all the way to hell.” but are too polite to actually say that?