Found the Packers fan

One weekend when I was a teenager, my mom was out of town for the weekend, which left my dad in charge of feeding himself and 3 boys (myself and 2 younger brothers). My mom had left labelled, pre-made meals in the freezer, all my dad had to do was identify the meal and nuke the shit out of it in the microwave. My dad…

As a Vikings fan it’s good to see in the last GIF that Matt Kalil is retaining his form from last season.

HydroFlask has some good items. Great for camping, hiking, skiing etc. I personally love the fact they will also keep hot drinks warm for up to 12 hours. Perfect for making hot toddies while ice fishing. But I don’t have kids and my girlfriend has only lost one so far. But those plastic sports bottle things? …

I was listening to a radio show Friday afternoon during my drive home, before the majority of the protesting began. A former police officer called in, gave the usual qualifying information (35 years on the force, multiple agencies, jurisdictions etc.) and then followed that up by immediately showing the kind of…

I live in Minneapolis and I have to say I sadly saw this coming. As soon as Yanez gave his testimony and tearfully used that classic police excuse “I feared for my life.” I knew this verdict was coming. Until we as a country change the way police are held accountable for their mistakes these types of killings and…

I was at this game. The 8th inning was brutal. Not only did the Twins blow a 6-run lead in the span of about 30 minutes, but Target Field stops selling beer after the 7th inning so I couldn’t even drown my sorrow in overpriced microbrews. In their defense, Minnesota’s bullpen had just about everyone pitch the…

This is me after winning the first year we started awarding the coveted “Plaid Jacket” to the winner.

For the last decade or so my family has thrown annual “Croquet Golf” tournaments. We let the lawn at my parent’s house grow out for a few weeks in late April then hold the tournament in early May when the grass is lush and green. We use a push mower on the lowest setting to mow a 9-hole course into the thick lawn. …

My fiance and I are getting married this fall and are both among the last of our friend groups to get married. After spending money on travel, gifts, attire etc. to attend friends’ weddings and bachelor/bachelorette parties over the years I can’t help but have a feeling of “Now it’s your turn to spend money on us.”…

I once held a door open for a middle-aged lady who was entering a gas station while I was exiting . She thanked me as she walked in and I said “you’re welcome, ma’am.” She spun on her heel, glared at me and hissed “Do I look like a fuckin’ ma’am to you?” I was still holding the door and replied “No, now that I…

If they’re going to hire an incompetent press secretary at least do it right.

I love Patrick’s! Best Burgers in America. (Voting done exclusively at Patrick’s)

I grew up there and I can honestly say that I have no idea what you are talking about.