Does this mean the car is totaled?

D.B. Pooper

You know what? This looks like fun.

Yeah but where the hell is Bobby Moynihan?

You are raising your child properly. Carry on.

My toddler won’t stop screaming GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHZZZZZOOOOOOO at peak child volume (1 million decibels), which is his attempt at my GGGGAAAALLLLLLAAAAAZZZOOOO...and now my wife looks like she wants to murder both of us. Whoops. New skill unlocked for the kid.

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

That Kansas “diploma” seems to be working for you too.

You seem fun.

True to Louisville, his celebration was premature.

Right after those taxes...right.

I’m sure once he shows his transcripts he’ll be completely redeemed. /s

The fact that they are still missing two large aspects of Pokemon games (trading and battling friends) says a lot.

Erotica artists doing official character art for Nintendo games. What a time to be alive.

As foretold by Gary in season 1, Ash will forever be a loser. Doesn’t matter how hard he trains or how strong of a pokemon he captures, he will continue to lose.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.