Screw United. I hope this incident makes this man very rich.

Does this mean the car is totaled?

D.B. Pooper

You know what? This looks like fun.

Yeah but where the hell is Bobby Moynihan?

You are raising your child properly. Carry on.

My toddler won’t stop screaming GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHZZZZZOOOOOOO at peak child volume (1 million decibels), which is his attempt at my GGGGAAAALLLLLLAAAAAZZZOOOO...and now my wife looks like she wants to murder both of us. Whoops. New skill unlocked for the kid.

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

That Kansas “diploma” seems to be working for you too.

You seem fun.

True to Louisville, his celebration was premature.

Right after those taxes...right.

I’m sure once he shows his transcripts he’ll be completely redeemed. /s

The fact that they are still missing two large aspects of Pokemon games (trading and battling friends) says a lot.

How did they get the license? Did they fool Konami into thinking they were a pachinko company?

Erotica artists doing official character art for Nintendo games. What a time to be alive.

As foretold by Gary in season 1, Ash will forever be a loser. Doesn’t matter how hard he trains or how strong of a pokemon he captures, he will continue to lose.

That’s what I love about Gunslingers. I get older, but they stay the same age. Alright, alright.