I don’t quite understand this one. Perhaps tone could make it sound condescending, but I for one am proud to declare that my geek knowledge comes from my insatiable desire to learn, my passion for science and computers, and a deep curiosity to figure out how stuff works and that I’m self taught. How is this insulting?

Or unless it’s a skill that you don’t know yourself and you’re genuinely asking where the knowledge came from so you can explore it more later on your own. But yes, you’re right, there are very few times when this is okay.

There's no good answer to the "What's the best James Bond movie?" question, since the best James Bond movie will always be the first one you saw when you were a kid.

And stop making them so damn quiet. I WANT TURBO NOISES, I HAVE THE MENTAL AGE OF A 12 YEAR OLD AND I WANT TURBO NOISES!!

But what about all the buttons it is blocking?

XCOM Board Game,

XCOM Board Game,

To quote National Lampoons Vacation. “You think you hate it now, but wait ‘til you drive it”.

I’ve tried liking the new WRX, but from behind it looks too much like a Suzuki Kizashi.

Whatever is infinitely worse than an asshole, I would say that's what you are. Now go get back in your tow truck.

“Mine.”

And Michael Brown totally deserved getting shot, too. Go fuck yourself.

It's a fucking Jeep, douchebag. I've hit the underside of mine exponentially harder than that and never hurt a thing. Now go back to chalking your neighbors tires and calling them in for parking violations, you little rat.

I actually tried this once in the parking lot of my apartment during college (The Colony near Towson U.). It didn't end so well for my little Honda Accord. I got half of it off, it then just dangled there, helplessly swaying. Needless to say the police were called and I ended up having to pay $180 to the driver to get…

Who cares what the law says, this guy's trying to steal people's cars for his living. Fuck him and this industry in general. Fucking criminals.

He actually didn't. He flipped the turn signal on as he was turning. Properly signalling the turn would mean signalling 100ft before he turned. It would also entail not turning right in front of an oncoming vehicle.

You know how everyone has that friend who nobody fucking likes?

The first one looks frightened!

It looks like it just had its wisdom teeth taken out.