I don't know, I was aching for one at the time. I don't know that I really care for one without any creative involvement from Ang Lee.

I'm pretty sure we'll all die before that show is finished. Like, wasn't there supposed to be a new season this year?

I would love a wuxia movie with a Weekend at Bernie's-like plotline. Could you imagine the wire-fu the corpse would be performing? Probably literally.

'Cause wasn't CTHD like one book in a 12 book series?

There's nothing worse than when people laugh at the wrong parts of a movie, though, like the guy in front of me at Boyhood who giggled hysterically when the stepdad knocked Patricia Arquette to the ground.

Tell me about it. I work with a lot of Asians and their lunches always make my Spaghetti-Os look so inferior.

Wolf of Wall Street was one of my most memorable theater experiences of the past year or so - I saw it on Christmas morning. I didn't think anyone would be there, but it was packed - mostly with older couples and families. Yes, there were at least six or seven children in that theater - and not a single person left! I…

I'm totally with you. I go almost weekly and I almost never have a problem. I, too, almost always go to matinees (if you're a married couple there is absolutely no reason to go to an evening show - you already bagged her, no reason to try to impress her by dropping cash!). I have a lot of friends who claim never to go…

I saw CTHD in the theater three times. At least one of those times, after it had been out a while and arrived at multiplexes, was harmed by a group of teens who had not realized it was subtitled before they bought tickets and decided to talk through the whole film.

His Orson Welles sounds very little like Orson Welles. People of our generation just think he sounds like Orson Welles because that's what we grew up thinking Orson Welles sounded like.

I didn't even know American Dad was back on! Holy shit, the first three episodes have been really good.

I think even in that episode the announcer said, "Retiring for the third time, here's Krusty."

That was a mistake! That is until it gets cold, then you'll probably feel it's the best decision you ever made.

And at the end, you just repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over!

I agree that The Skeleton Twins didn't quite gel, but I thought the central relationship and the characters worked really well, and I felt genuinely touched. I thought the script needed another major revision, but I liked it a lot.

Oh, man, did I have a great weekend.

I will, but not because you told me to.

I wouldn't even ask questions after second cousins. But, then again, I'm from the Midwest.

It was stuffed with jellybeans.

I think he thought he was too good for shit like 30 Rock after he published a book or two. The early My Year of Flops stuff is great, of course, and some of his features on The Dissolve have been excellent (find the one review for that Steven Seagal movie).