Anna Wintour ain’t no Franca Sozzani.

It’s Tippi Hedren.

What did she need so urgently at Staples to bring her 7wo child there?

You have a 4years old that does origami?

You have a 4years old that does origami?

I was all exited about it, hoping for Bill Harder as the Root Canal guy,and you killed it with ScarJo news. I loved Ellen Green and her mousy character. Still love her voice, not raspy ScarJo. 

Nappy change’s clearly a fake: not enough wipes there for a real poo-nami, and there’s no way a human being could squat long enough to clean it. 

With the wise words of Maxwell Sheffield:

But why did Crawford leave?

What about babies that won’t stay in their Moses basket? It’s night here and I have a sleeping baby on my chest. (1lonty old).

So, he couldn’t cut his own steak but could grope her?

No cybex, no britax?

No cybex, no britax?

What about Bridget Jones? (I remember the battage about her being plumpy, but is that Plus size?)

I don’t get the hate about Jews (as I don’t get it towards others topoi of racism), but then documentaries like “oneof us “come out and you’re a bit unease.

Tom Cruise running is a real thing in my house.

What age is suitable for the book in order to fully enjoy it?

And wear gloves if you do it.

- I am no A.Jolie, but the granma works for the paper, and they have a “cute baby” half page every once in a while,where without our permission she published photos in various occasions.
- I call my daughter the heir sometimes, because as stated IS anachronistic, so obviously a joke. Don’t like using baby&toddler…

I don’t usually send my baby pictures around, and on facebook I’ve haven’t even mentioned the birth. Oversharing is a no no, plus you risk to lose control of things: we stopped to send photos to the stupid granma ‘cause she kept sending them around and publishing them on the paper she work for. Talking about respect.…

Too bad he sucks when it’s time to sell the car. I hate when he drops the price so much.

Chrome made this post. Sorry.