Fixed it for ya

Or, just wait until it’s 40 below zero. Then you don’t have to convert anything.

“Here’s A Neat Trick for a Very Small Cross-Section of Our Readership That Is Useless for Everyone Else”

Enhance!!!

That’s why everyone should get some of the awesome mutts at the shelter (they need homes and nobody wants them!) instead of getting a dog bred selectively in a way that maximizes their suffering for personal profit.

I’m not condoning racism. I’m just saying people grieve in their own way.

“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle.”

“Hope Hicks” is also a key part of the RNC’s voter turnout strategy.

You espouse to support critical thinking and conversation, yet you end your comment by directly insulting your opposition as “too drunk” to engage in debate.

Its kind of disgusting that you have any amount of stars for this.

I have two major takeaways from this: