Cozy Powell's Dance With The Devil *is* my theme song - a long established fact.

I don't even GO to parties…

Give me gluten and give me vinyl. Nothing else will do.

When the hipsters move onto something else then the stupid heavyweight, deluxe, box-set re-issues will stop happening and the rest of us can relax a little and go back to digging in crates. Might bring the stupid prices that some second hand record shops are charging too.
BTW, record store day is the one day you are…