People who have a debilitating compulsion to click "Forward" on every single email they receive. My father in law suffers from this terrible affliction.

People who play music into their mics in MP lobbies because they think the song they are listening to is sooooo badass that it simply must be shared with the world. It's the digital version of those douchebags in college dorms who put their speakers facing out the window and play loud music into the quad.

I grew up out in the country in Georgia and have dozens of relatives and their friends that still live there that proudly wear confederate battle flags, have bumper stickers or the like - and all of them claim they are "celebrating heritage" and "aren't racist".

Some of the advice that you are going to get will be from people who tell you to just suck it up, to focus, to pull up your socks. Some will be from people who "cured" their depression with their Christlike will, their workout routine, or Noni Juice. These are complete fucktards. Let me shield you from them. I…

Yeah, it was tax avoidance, not tax evasion.

Tax "Evasion" seems like a very strong word. Am I evading taxes by deducting the computer I use for my work?

"I'm going to leave a vague comment and assume I'm important enough that other people know who I am and things I've said in the past."

I know, right? I hate that we're being forced at gunpoint to use this augmented reality stuff.

'Design' is a strong word.

If the internet has taught me one thing, it's if a red arrow or circle suddenly appears above or around you, you're fucked.

Aftermarket K-members are already a thing. Someone will figure it out. God forbid you can't buy a set of lift blocks for a 100 bucks and lift a new vehicle with modern suspension.

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"most "Off Road" knobs will probably only get turned by accident, or when backing over a neighbor's flower bed"

No, he just really loves his car.

"E. coli … moves its whole length in two nanoseconds. If it were the size of a Volkswagen, it would be going four times the speed of light."

well for one, there is no basketballs in this game, so that makes it quite a bit different from NBA 2k14.

Mr. Hardigree - would you mind stepping into my office?

From Hyundai to Noble; I'd say that's quite an upgrade.