I bet your crack went out with your face!

By far my favorite of the bunch.

Candy canes will just wreck ya all’s bowels!

Why not an ap for the Apple Watch? A "timeout program" that measures temp, pulse, breath rate, and even executive functioning? Kid's in a temper tantrum, watch program is set, kid works with biofeedback until the watch turns green. You're in a timeout as long as it takes for the kid to make it green. The program can…

You dq'd teleportation by the rule set; doesn't have to be ripping a hole in time/space. By far my preferred superpower, if that rule is removed. Paris in the morning for breakfast, afternoon lunch Thailand, surfs up in SoCal, then evening wherever it's dark and quiet. No more airplanes. No more road trips. If you can…

Moltar, I have a giant brain, that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer. 20! Yes!