Go full Wednesday Addams. For example: “When are you going to have a baby?” “When I can find a good recipe”

Oh huh I’ve never heard of this XKCD comic.

https://xkcd.com/1053/

one of my favorite photoshops

Does that make Final Fight anti cop? The mayor is like, “God damn these cops are useless.” *rips off shirt and suplexes his way to rescuing his daughter himself*

Dear Congress People,

App required, never mind.

That’s why you wear immer-shinguards. (They’re not just for soccer.)

OUCH!  MY IMMERSION!

I clicked on this just to make sure it was included. I can’t walk through heavy snow without humming that music to myself.

Yeah, it’s a Brooklyn accent that’s higher pitched than in the previous trailers.

I mean, if “provides gender affirming care to trans children in consultation with a doctor” is sufficient evidence of abuse to take people’s children from them and throw them in jail, Cruz probably deserves the death penalty for this.

Look, am I probably going to destroy my vacuum because of the reckless way I use it? Yes

These should be swept

Can we stop calling them the far-right? It's just the right at this point.

A very white game with a rating warning about hate crimes. This should be interesting.

Oh yeah, you never want to take the Lincoln Warp Pipe at that time of day.

This... is probably something I would do. I get really anxious when crowds focus on me for any reason. All those eyeballs moving from the game to him as an actual person. To someone like me who gets overwhelmed easily I might do the same thing. 

I would bet serious money that he actually really needed to poop.