I’m so used to reading awful things about the gaming world on Kotaku for the last few years that it’s actually kind of comforting to read this.

In the words of Captain James T. Kirk, “Well, it’s a little late, but I’m glad they’re seeing it our way. How about that T’Pau? They couldn’t turn her down!”

:D Heh.

1993 is Super Metroid, not Myst. Come on.

This made me laugh. :D

I’m probably grabbing at a reference that the thing I think it’s referencing is also referencing, but “You wanna see a dead body” ...isn’t that from JonTron’s Sonic Team Adventures?

If so, then lol.

Honestly, it almost seems like 6 of one, and a half-dozen of the other, in a way. There were probably more reasons behind skimping on the port too, but those seem like the two biggest.
1 - Epic already paid for the game so losing sales on the port’s quality isn’t that big an issue, and
2 - If they do decide to do a…

Wait so is this basically a glorified beta test for a more large-scale PC  release, do you think?

This is such a ridiculous fuckup that I suspect it’s intentional.

They have had plenty, plenty of time to work on this, and it comes off like it was ported in 2 months by interns with attendance issues being punished by being put on the project.

Though I don’t see why releasing an inferior version with a high price tag…

“wAstE OF fLEsH” 👁

Uhm

Mega Man doesn’t have a story, guys. This doesn’t seem like there are many ways it can go well.

Think about it. How much time have you spent thinking about the stories of:

- Dragon Ball?
- Final Fantasy?
- Lord of the Rings?
- Star Wars?
- Star Trek?
- Super Mario Brothers games?
- Metroid games?

Now think about the story…

>I really don’t understand why people are so surprised.

Look at the sample size you’re using.

“People” is a grossly oversized sample. That means, everyone, from the most experienced and/or jaded PC game enthusiasts right down to people who uhm... “just figured out USB ports.”

Anytime your stated group is just “people,”…

that’s a

I mean, at least the name clearly describes what it is, in plain English. More than you can say for most marketing decisions nowadays.

Taking my moderate argument and promoting it into an extremist argument to make me appear less credible

Aka, “Strawmanning,” right? Right.

I will not stop arguing with you no matter how long it takes for you to back the fuck off. You will be in this comment thread until the heat death of the universe, with my comments…

You can bully me all you want, and I am not gonna stop coming back at you, so there.

Would you, in my position, allow yourself to be bullied into shutting up?

Yes I am going to keep going and you will not make me shut up no matter how hard you try. Your argument is “Sony has zero responsiblity.” Mine is “they ought to take *some* responsiblity.”

You are all full of it, and this is farcical in its extremity. You are arguing for a company to be above any responsibility for who…

I absolutely do not give one fuck, what anyone says here. I am not backing off, and you are going to shut the fuck up.

Sony should know better after 7 May 1946; 75 years ago, when they were founded, to look into the proclivities of people they promote.

Companies have been fucking off and doing what they want, long enough. A rank-and-file member of their company? Maybe.

This asshole was promoted to the position of Senior Vice President…

I’m not going to stop, you are.

You(Guys?) are all full of shit, and you can 100% get fucked, and I’m not backing off.

Blink. I will not.