I kind of can’t wait to watch this and then never think about Zack Snyder again.

To Green Angel Tower, Tad Williams. (I look forward to answering the same for the next 8 months.)

shark week comes earlier and earlier every year

I miss not knowing things about people whose art I like.

Pro: I know I can drop you from my holiday card mailing list.

I just found out that Adrienne Miller has a memoir coming out in February, so I may be emergency-scheduling a long-overdue reread of The Coast of Akron in the next couple weeks.

I was kidding about the list being wrong.

Please make a “Here’s something that happened while everyone was getting older” coffee mug so I can buy it.

Hex by Thomas Olde Heuvelt.

“Starring Adam Sandler as John Travolta”

It’s just radio, man.

This is literally the fastest I’ve ever added something to my netflix queue.

In other news, your local library is free and is full of books you can read from now until the day we all die in the fiery heat death of the universe. Have a great Thursday everyone!

I have no words. They should have sent a poet.

It’s a good point, though: you *can’t* *just* kill the head of the Triad, if he’s your father.

You sound fun.

False. James Holzhauer is fun to watch play Jeopardy! better than you the way Usain Bolt is fun to watch run faster than you and the way the Golden State Warriors probably like to imagine themselves to be fun to watch turn corporate money into basketball championships.

Chiming in from 2019: I haven’t read all the comments but have to know, has anyone pointed out yet that Born to Fight is essentially Thai Gymkata with Guns? Which means it’s really the best action movie ever. *Ever*.

I think it counts as “fuck you for the length of a super nice vacation” money.

Are you looking to rip this website apart, setting us against each other?