I’ve been practicing this now for quite some time - Not moving out of the way for men when I’m walking, not scrunching myself up so that some guy can occupy more space. Additionally, I’ve been asserting myself such as telling this guy at work who called me “mama” that my name is Nicole and to please call me that. This…

I’m honestly baffled by the thought processes of my fellow males. Even in my teens and twenties when I was still an idiot I’d never even remotely consider pressing my wiener on some random woman. Like what do they think is gonna happen besides being a completely disgusting human? Their rampant manhood will drive a…

*Sigh* As a person who believes in God, I always feel it’s necessary to point out that it’s RELIGIOUS PEOPLE who ruin everything, not religion.

Vote.

I made a jack-o-lantern app, but for some reason iJack never really took off.

I’m 10,000% ready for Malala to become leader of everything.

I just saw a news piece about a high school football team in Maine - Their coach told them to taunt the a player on the opposing team because he has two moms. The players refused to participate in the coach’s plan and complained to school administrators. The coach lost his job. That story made me feel I bit more…

Can she and Malala get together and run the world please?

She has a science room. And reads the MIT Department of Materials Science and Engineering for funsies. She named her experiment after the Greek goddess (Titan) of fresh water.

Well, and Teen Vogue.

I was in high school when The Core came out. My geology teacher spent an entire class just running down the reasons why, scientifically speaking, that movie sucked all the balls.

We now live in a world where the hardest-hitting coverage of important world events comes from The Fucking Weather Channel.

This is BULLSHIT.

Sure. But, as the kids say, the “optics” of this are especially bad. While these appointments are about patronage, they’re also about signifying to the rest of the party what sort of course you want to take. And what this shows is that Clintonism — which worked great for the Clintons (at least until it didn’t), but…

Dude, I don’t enjoy your purposefully-mussed and gelled hair, I don’t enjoy your edgy biker jacket, and I don’t enjoy your old-guy-with-a-young-shtick shtick. I most certainly, then, will not enjoy your dick.

I dated Lars Von Trier’s assistant for a little while in 2003-ish when he was in the states doing some work on the behalf of his boss, and he told me a ton of nightmare stories about Von Trier, who is a complete sadist. Unfortunately, at the time he was pretty much the only person to work for in Denmark if you wanted…

Paul Bettany openly talked about what Von Trier got up to on the set of Dogville. I seem to recall it was stuff like buying a stack of porn mags and telling an actress that they were Bettany’s. Said he hated the guy so much by the end of the shoot that he dragged his bed away from the hotel wall because he knew Von…

I’m still waiting on my apology from Ben Affleck for taking the role of Batman.