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Now this is the most important SATC comment of today. That black eyeliner has GOT TO GO. SJP you have small eyes; smoky all over kohl is not for you!!! Do we need to take out a billboard in Times Square?! Who are her girlfriends? Makeup artists?

That’s a hoot. Of the 4 of them, SJP is the one aging, well let’s just say, not nearly as well as the other 3. Would someone please rip that black eyeliner out of SJP’s hands and throw it away.

Get me out of here, send help

I don’t watch Suits but a few months ago I was talking to a co-worker about Scandal. And we were both saying how we don’t like it as much as we used to. Then I said but I still love her suits. And he thought I said I still love Suits and started talking about that show. It took me a minute to realize the confusion and

Can women take over the world now please? I’m ready for the matriarchy

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Very important Alison Hammond content from her UK DWTS appearance

a coward and a liar on the run to save his own bacon. And we all know the number isn’t limited to four.

That dude has somethin’ goin on that is not immediately apparent.

OkCupid also taught me how many men really need to clean their bathroom mirrors.

I want BBC America to play returns of old British Comedy. I want to see Are You Being Served, Chef!, Father Ted and Black Adder. The Young Ones also.

Why does BBC America make us wait 8 days for Graham Norton - still? Why can’t they just run it the same Friday night it plays in the UK (they tape on Thursday for Friday broadcast)?

Ok, and I’ll chart the colors she wears.

That shirtdress is an unacceptable length. Acceptable longer lengths are:

She came on after Dirt Bag was published and this update COULDN’T WAIT!!!!!

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Idris as a male escort in Absolutely Fabulous (19:40):

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

A+ gif usage. Blazing Saddles is the best Mel Brooks film.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Tom is someone who constantly mixes up the use of their, they’re and there along with your and you’re, not to mention to, two and too.