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Jezebel: I just want to express my gratitude for y’all. For years I have come here to cry and laugh and vent. This community has buoyed me in heartbreak, supported me in professional struggles, and counseled me through countless problems that I had no one else to talk to about. Thanks everybody. I don’t know what I

Sometimes you have 2 buds who just don’t get along but are still awesome. It happens.

Chocolate and Nutella Gelato? It’s all I can think about now... whowhaaaaat...

Must be cool to profit off of Louisiana’s tragedy and then chill in Italy when the shit actually goes down.

Sorry MBC...

OH MY GOD I never considered that men would have to shave around that piercing and now I feel nauseous.

Can’t speak for Jujy but I certainly do. Bill is charming, intelligent, a great conversationalist, funny and appreciative of humor in others, loyal though not faithful (they are different things), well informed, fascinated by other people, and not least, always looks nicely groomed and as if he probably smells good.

I LOVE THE WHAT YOU DID THERE PELICAN

He said he’d be cool with being called First Laddie, and I love that. Like, I realize that’s not a formal option, but still. Love it.

Donald Trump will never get a kind tweet from his past, present, or future wives. This makes me smile.

Happy Birthday future First Gentleman. Sweet picture future Madam President.

I have lived my ENTIRE life thinking that his name was Snuffleluffagus. BRB gonna go cry now.

You know you’ve fucked up when Courtney fucking Love tells you to grow up.

WHAT! That season was amazing! Santino was hilarious! All his Tim Gunn impressions? The random fan fiction he came up with about Tim and Andre? Andre’s constant emotional breakdowns? The motherfucking walk off?

My brother has lived in NYC for forever and is pretty difficult to impress, but Tim Gunn is one of the people that he went out of his way to tell me he saw in person, just walking by. He was starstruck. (The other two are Donald Fagen from Steely Dan, who spoke to him in an elevator, and the guy who played Spinal

Every single bit of this is amazing and I am really jealous of you.

I saw Tim Gunn give a talk at my former workplace and he gives no F-cks at all. He was all over about how he thought the judges were smoking crack that season, and if he had to choose being stuck in a car with two judges he’d opt for Nina and Heidi.

My 2nd favorite story was one he told about Nina and Kors. Apparently

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JB lacks so much subtlety, I feel like if he wanted to throw shade, he would do it while wearing giant novelty sunglasses, under a beach umbrella and with the aid of a telestrator.