Murphy better watch his back. I’d write about my personal experiences dealing with spirits, but I’ve heard they don’t take kindly to being exploited for entertainment.

It’s also supposedly the last place that Elizabeth Short aka The Black Dahlia was seen alive.

Apropos of nothing:

The actor in that makeup played awkward-ass Gabe on “The Office”.

If I were Nicki Minaj I would just be dying of fucking embarrassment because this feud is so fucking lame and I feel secondhand shame like crazy. Thinkin of you, Nicki.

Yoko won’t be stopped until the very fabric of reality is subverted. You gotta hand it to her, this is one of the longest trolls in the history of the universe.

“...during the Camden, New Jersey stop of girlfriend Nicki Minaj’s Pinkprint Tour,”

A guy who has no problem fucking his children’s nanny has probably stuck his dick in a hundred other places. He just got caught this time because you don’t shit where you sleep.

Jon Daly for Official Yoko Translator.

So the Beatles weren’t enough for her; now Yoko has set her sights on breaking up iambic pentameter. Great.

Meek Mill is still battling Drake

He should hire Drake.

I wish Nikki would dump this joker already. He’s riding her coattails just like her ex.

Agreed on a dirty clothes containment area. Like The Offspring sagely sang, “You gotta keep ‘em separated.”

Get out of here with your heathen “science”!

Um, hello. Organic unicorn farts, and free-range angel tears.

I used Alba’s sunscreen and I got a sunburn.

As someone who gets pink in about 15 mins of sun, this would make me FURIOUS

Because I don’t know where else to put this and felt like I would have betrayed you all for not sharing. Ladies, gentlemen...today...I went Hamm. (that’s me on the far right).

I love that Kanye is just cheesin’ out in Caitlyn’s pic. For some reason, it makes me giggle.

Wow. Bethenny Frankel is really coming for Hilaria Baldwin’s attention whore crown.