>When you’re shoveling your sidewalk or driveway, it’s convenient to dump the snow onto your lawn

The better ball of twine is in Darwin, Minnesota.

I have a set of couches I've tried posting on nextdoor, Facebook, and Freecycle, yet no takers. The salvation army truck doesn't come out to my neighborhood. If anyone wants to come get them, I'll help you load them up. 

1984 Buick Century. It was turd brown with a slightly different shade of turd brown vinyl roof and another shade of turd brown interior.

My mom had a Chevy Astro. That thing hauled ass, and I also remember the sandbags in the back during the winter. It was really fun when she would make a sudden stop and they would slide to the front.

My parents had an 84 Century that I inherited for a short time until I was able to replace it with a better car.

Wind can come along and snatch lighter, looser materials off the top of the pile

The radio antenna on my dad’s stock F150 XLT hits the top of the garage door opening every time he goes in or out of the garage. He no longer has a driver’s license, so I’m negotiating with my mom to buy the truck from him. I measured, and it will fit in my garage with about a foot to spare, as long as I give up on…

From what I’ve been told about Great Lakes ships/boats, a Laker (stays in the freshwater lakes) is a boat, while a Saltie (saltwater vessel) is a ship.

Stop What You’re Doing and Freeze Your Cranberries

5 million * 7500 = 37.5 billion 

In Wisconsin, a first offense DWI is treated as a simple traffic ticket, with no arrest.

What frustrates me the most about these spam emails is that I have my Microsoft To-Do set up to create a task for flagged emails. These emails somehow show up flagged in my spam folder in Outlook. I need a way to stop them from getting flagged so it stops clogging up my to-do list.

I’m assuming this won’t do anything for my cat. No matter what I try to do to distract him, he will end up on the table. Fortunately, my guests are also cat people, and won’t mind.

“GM cars run like shit longer that most cars run at all.”

My 2008 Pontiac G6. In the 12 years I've owned it, I've put on over 150,000 miles with almost zero repairs needed beyond wear items. I bought a car to replace it, but the dealer only wanted to give me $140 for it. So I kept it, and still daily drive it, although it's gotten to the point that it needs tires and brakes…

Why when I have the Grandma-approved stack of old cool whip containers she sent me leftovers in for so many years? 

I have to keep my phone where I can reach it, because if I don’t silence that alarm ASAP, my wife will get mad. I have found that using my phone in bed makes my eyes hurt, so there’s no temptation for me to lay there doom scrolling anyway.

you took the low end of their range 145 lbs

• Airlines must increase the average weight of female passengers (which includes their carry-on items) from 145 pounds to 179 pounds in summer months, and from 150 pounds to 184 pounds in winter months