Some of the things in the list are arguable. Besides, this is science fiction, I could just say the story happened in a parallel universe with slightly different law of Physics, ex: Star Wars.

@LegacyCrono: How about the purple pill?

@exozito1: @Caeruleas: I know that, but I still think the way they phrased the sentence is funny. Imagine a tourist that can't read chinese visit HK for the first time and know nothing of the card, they must be confused.

Never fear, we can always depend on Google translate.

@QBizzy: That is only the most commonly used characters. The total number of characters are actually about 80,000.

@Zelda did it!: The world needs more people like you, Good Sir.

@lizon: You should worry, because that plane is so cheap that it is a weapon, not a vehicle.

@valkilmerisawful: I agree, the photoshop skill definitely better.

@Jason Thompson: maybe you should worry, because China products usually (three words):

@ziplizard: Harry Potter movie. Goblet of fire I think.

@zixyon: I thought it was real, until I went to Youtube to search for a longer version :(

@rjp is protected: lmao, the police could have just handcuffed the guys when their car stuck, instead he went out and pushed his own car as well XD

@CodeJanitor: His glare would have melted all the snow. You just need to threaten the snow with Chuck Norris' name, and they will step aside.

@bugstomper: You forget that they have Gundam.

That's nothing compared to this.

@bdkennedy1002: You mean the most leaked book in history.

...Or I could just open my yellow pages book and randomly select one address out of it.

Well... I don't think it's a good idea to ask from the Easter bunny...

Finally, the first non-pirated invention by the Chinese. Too bad they are doing it wrong.

@Bluecold: Sure, engineers are the big shot. No matter what they do, it resulted in something big, including when they fail.