Clearly from the Trump school of irony!

I resisted watching his special until one day I rolled the dice and was shocked at how funny it was.

I’m probably the only person who remembers this, but this woman was on The Millionaire Matchmaker (as the millionaire of the episode), asking to be set up with a decent guy. It doesn’t seem like she’s changed very much, because on that show she was such an ASSHOLE. Rude, entitled, full of herself. She was bitchy to…

He’s not usually my type of dude when it comes to comedy. Reminds me of Hannibal Burress in that they both have this sort of lazy way of speaking and aloof nature that I don’t like and don’t find...attractive, for lack of a better term. But, the comedy special was funny as hell. And I like most of what Hannibal does…

“To me, him putting every single text message that went on between us, sending that to Page Six, is the corniest move I’ve ever seen anybody do in my life,” said McSweeney. “And it just reaffirms that fact that he’s a terrible person, obviously.” Uh, she badmouthed him on the radio first. He was just trying to defend…

Pretty sure this is a success from her perspective.

Clearly, we should be putting “elite” in quotes.

THANK YOU. This was fucking ridiculous.

Let’s recap, shall we?

Different strokes, but a friend suggested his Netflix special to me and I watched it the other week— several literal laugh out loud funny moments. I was surprised.

This is what’s on offer on an elite dating app?

This is obviously just some rando fameball’s attempt to bring publicity to her “fashion” company (if that’s what we’re calling shitty T-shirt purveyors these days). She’s been on Millionaire Matchmaker. Like seemingly every other desperado these days, of course she has a fucking podcast.

Really? He seems absolutely fine in this exchange. You can tell pretty early on that he got the crazy vibe from her crazy texts, so he backed off and was just hoking. He was never disrespectful and didn’t ghost her. He. . . seems fine?

McSweeney, with whom I spoke this afternoon, contends that Che “planted” the story after listening to the podcast and leaked their text-based conversation

Don’t start none won’t be none, lady. Let this be a lesson.

Seriously, you’re the one who brought the whole thing up in the first place, lady!

“But observing that fact, even understanding it, doesn’t necessarily engender empathy. In fact, quite the contrary.”

So, she wanted bone Che, and Che was like “nah.”

Two things he said this morning: