That "Shrimp on a barbie" crap is such bullshit. We don't even call it shrimp!
Personally, I like to say "Would anyone like a prawn lightly charred on my artisanal grill with honeyoak wood smoke, mate?" AMATEURS!

Haha! I see what you did there. Absolutely I have.

It is. I'm very lucky.

Just to clarify, my Mum is very much alive and still cooking.

Every time my Mum goes to the effort of cooking a full English roast dinner it's like the angels delivered it to us express from the Gods. She makes the best Yorkshire puddings, thick onion gravy, delicious tender meats and roast spuds that are golden and crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside.
I guess what I'm…

You mean a pissing contest, right?

Permission to sleep in it afterwards?

I watched The Omen for the first time ever just last week, and I recognized David Warner straight away, knowing his face from heaps of things over the years, yet my mate who picked the movie and had seen it countless times over 30+ years didn't know who he was and didn't recognize him. Isn't that weird?

I saw this headline and said "Oh yes please!". This will provide me adequate time to binge a whole plate of leftover cold sausages I have in the fridge.

To close the curtains and eat an entire ham.

"Hi! I'm 9/11's Ernest Borgnine…"

Yeah it's really catchy and the production sounds great. It's actually a new discovery for me so i'll have to go back and suss out the rest.
Reminds me of Superdrag/Weezer/Ovens so I'm definitely keen for more.

I was actually surprised to see the amount of hate thrown his way on that article. I mean, yeah, sure, he's a Republican at literally the worst time in history to be one, but man, the guy has cancer, in his brain! I'm a shitstain no sympathy troll at the best of times but jesus, some of that shit was ice cold!
I've…

Danny Brown - Atrocity Exhibition
Earl Sweatshirt - Doris
Hoops - Routines
Mo Troper - Beloved

Sears catalogue.

Heh heh, Taft, you old dog.

Gladly!

"He's doing a Brian Wilson, without the body of work that's tantamount to genius! GET HIM!!"

Honestly, I feel for you guys, it's obviously not personally your fault, Jay S! I just happened to reply to your comment.
I hope and dream for peace, tolerance and understanding as much as the next sane human being, I'm just feeling dark about the fact that I was unfortunately correct in my grim prediction due to the…

From an outsiders point of view, and with all due respect, this was inevitable for the USA, it's full of redneck idiots, fuels and funds wars, runs prisons for profits, is systemically racist, has an obsession with vapid stardom and worships at the mega church of dirty money. The countries morals have been in the…