I hereby nominate myself for the position of ""Lactation Room Attendant" at Uber.

"I PLEAD THE 5 PIECE FEED!

He'll drop your ass off and then turn out.

Did you get a job in retail?

Take your own advice and live a little, covfefe, right?? ;)

*inhales ball dust deeply*

Partial credit!

I tried, I really did. But I kept seeing a black hole where the funny was supposed to be.
However, I did just find a whole crate of old Cracked magazines today so… swings and roundabouts, I guess.

But.. I thought we were cool, man?

He obviously meant coverage, he's an idiot, let's move on.
I know it does me no harm for others to have fun with this, but it kinda does, because everyone gets distracted by this and tries to be funny and I just feel despair.

"Yeah..uuhh..i'll take the Bong and a Blintz combo thanks"

*sigh* I'm almost hoping for the nuclear warheads to come at this point. Fuck all of this noise. The photo isn't smart, or funny, or saying anything, all it's done is rile people up even more and push us closer to a global divide which will ultimately be the downfall of human civilization.
So fuck you Kathy Griffin…

OVER 230 CHANNELS LOCKED OUT!

The world spins 'round,
On it's axis,
One man works,
While another relaxes

In Pog form?

"Dick surgery"

I don't have much to add or say except if you haven't heard MF DOOM then you're missing out.
Still waiting for that DOOM/Ghostface album though.

Almost too much.

THIS ORB GAVE ME TOO MUCH FUCKING PERSPECTIVE.

Ok, dude!