Nailed it.

I assume you're joking, please be joking.

Poughkeepsie, New York?

Can i make you slightly healthier right now?

Jesus fuck, I've never seen such username/comment synergy.
*adjusts glasses*
I think i'm in love, abuse me next, abuse me next!!

Only thousands?? We're gonna need MORE sweet, sweet Dihydrogen Monoxide, STAT!

Jon Batiste has absolutely zero comic timing and nothing to say.
He will literally suck the air out of a joke and give Stephen nothing to work with.
It's awkward as fuck and I'm planning on writing several angry letters to NBC about it.

I have no idea. About anything.

God dammit, by now I want to be watching the gory, explosive battle between the Savior's and everyone else. I really thought at the start of this run they were amping up to it quickly. They could've had it play out over the last few episodes of the season, but no, we get episodes like this. Man, this show is slow,…

They still are pretty amazing.

I like that I end up cooking based somewhat on the ingredients i find more attractive in the real world. Like i'm way more likely to cook BBQ meats than apple pies. I really enjoy the cooking mechanics.

*Spams A Button while drooling* Must collect all Goat meat.. Must collect all Goat meat…

Yes, it is.

Joooooossshhh TRANK!

*sinks 12 bongs*

Absolutely it is ;)

What a total c**t.

American Movie is one of my favorite films of all time.
God knows i've tried to get my friends to enjoy it but to no avail.
"It's alright, it's ok! Jesus told me so!"

I heard that.

Yep, that's how I did it.