Yes, can I help you?

I said slag off! *throws whiskey bottle*

My new band "MAGA CUCK!" is gonna get swallowed on google!

Damn you for your measured and informative response and damn them for having a completely reasonable excuse for doing that.

Maybe The Gooch Palms should be listed under sex being that the gooch is the smelly bit of skin between one's genitals and butthole, and also for the palms part now that I think about it.
Gooches and palming myself, yep, that's my sex life covered.

Man, you must've really fucked that kid up!

"You're too close man, you're too close!"

I fucking loath that show. It tried so hard to make me laugh, and I just wasn't having it. It was smug and cheesy and lame. Now, who wants to fight about it?

The first season of True Detective.
Although I'd rather watch that again than watch Season 2 at all.

I know, right? I'm all for people identifying for how they want, and they shouldn't be harassed for it.. but HOW can you read through that list and not have a bit of a giggle?

I live to give! *blows kisses*

TRIGGERED!

We were SO close to getting a MacGruber!! Or five.

"I just put my shrimp in a Barbie"

What's the bet in this case, "World" tour doesn't include Australia.. That's ok, we're too busy droning sausages into our hot tubs to care. *sniffle*

I love this album.

Whoa man, Infowars??? I think you mis-understood, I was telling that dude to tread lightly. I think i've commented once at Infowars telling someone they were a right-wing nut case. I meant no offence to you or the AV Club commentariat.

Careful, that kind of thinking will get you fucking lynched around here.

Huh?

#ISmokeRocks!