This is great, thanks for your effort!

Also.. "Don't use my name, god dammit!"

"No bullets, BITCH!"

Heh heh… Moot.

Well it's a play on a Simpsons quote, isn't it? Take it up with them.

"Mrs Ghostbusters, we all have nosebleeds."

"sweaty nerdy cosplay hookups"

Well, he is British. Tipping is a strange custom.
(I'm not saying he doesn't tip, or he shouldn't adapt to said custom while in the US, but it is kinda weird to anyone who didn't grow up doing it).

Not really.

Thank you, i thought i was the only one. As a non-US citizen sometimes it's easier to see the forrest for the trees when you're not at the epicentre of it all.

Shitter's full!

Bush's fingerprints are all over my 'Purple Rain' vinyl!

Could it be possible he's actually suggesting that Prince's death was actually some kind of 'inside job' or stealth assassination? We know Dave supports alternate views on that day and the Government in general, and Prince was also quite vocal in his belief of chemtrails and the Illuminati. Not saying this is the…

Hey! We respectfully reject the use of the term racist. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go suck the cock of this sexy marsupial..
*shifty eyes*
*breaks into native zoo*

Oh god, nooooo!!

'merica.

I'll miss going through boxes and draws and finding trusty old CD-R's I'd burned years before and going "Holy Shit! THAT'S where my copy of Cock Gobblers Vol. 9 went!", because there was nothing like filling up a box of blank CD-R's with thousands of megabytes of hardcore pornography from a mates computer and then…

Live a little, have a pickled onion!

"I was a fool to think anyone would want this box of Whoopie's Goldburgers!
……What the??"

"Your foster parents are kinda dicks, huh?"