No Gillian Anderson?? No dice!

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HELL YEAH!

"If you don't stump up the $5 for this and just torrent it instead, you're a piece of shit" - Louis C.K.

Avalanche rock it! Avalanche rock it! Avalanche rock it!

I'm hoping Backstrom picks up steam and gets some buzz, I want it to work and I hope they get a chance to get into their own groove and adapt the best parts of the novels, while giving Mr. Wilson a chance to break away from the Schrute persona… hey, it could happen!

Now, if they'd called it "Asshole Snipey Whitey Goes Pew-Pew" I'd be in the front row!

Curating my own utopia sounds like a lot of work but I like to think I'd cater to both gluten and non-gluten tastes. Afterall, that's fuckin' freedom right there.

Yes, the US has freedom coz Chris Kyle blew some heads off, jesus christ.

But it totally IS pro-US propaganda, because when I heard the title, I said "Oh fuck off".

Thank you, it's refreshing to hear someone at least ask questions about the official narrative, even if we don't have any answers, which we should be able to do without being labeled nut jobs.
These neocon fucks could give a shit about 3000 lives lost when there's billions in contracts to be made.

Well, credit where is credit is due, I guess…

"To accept the award, the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear!"

Duly noted!

Don't forget hopes and dreams!

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No fucking way was I gonna write Kanye and watermelon in the same sentence, not even for the sake of the joke… oh wait.. oops.

"And to close the show, it's Justin Beiber and the Koch Suckers!"

"Bill Clinton doesn't care about black people! He made himself the headliner and ate all the non-denominational fruit from my cooler!"