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Man, I made pretty much the exact same joke and it went down really, really badly. I thought it was hilarious.
The older ladies at work did not.

Thank you Sir Tentacles. I'm pretty explicit normally so this shouldn't be a problem.

Thanks yeah I agree that's probably a good way to go! And yes, I was irrationally pretty cut that I wasn't her first workplace mistake, and I'm not likely to be her second am ??

Me too, man. Gonna have to come to terms with that before I pull all my hair out I guess.

Thanks I appreciate that! Yeah it certainly is a new one for me!

How about going to the bathroom at work and sending her pictures of the mess i've made in the bowl? Chicks love that, right?

Please make no mistake, I have no plans for this to become an HR/Police matter.

This is literally the best advice anyone has ever been given, thank you.

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I'm not in there at all, I thought I was fucking hilarious.

*throws out hand-written 238 page manuscript*

Isn't that just jerking off on to a pot plant and waiting a week?

"Want 2 get high n fuk?"

I can't believe she ate the whole thing!

They're promising a firmware update to reduce it to a more manageable 8 seconds.

*flexes muscles in mirror*