Ahhhh yes the Pacific Northwest! I pine for its…pine.

One word: Steve bloody Coogan.

Mmmmm.. fire alarm chilli… *drools*

I'm so happy to hear this. I knew all my friends were wrong!! Fuck 'em!

*rips bong*
Gelato?? Where have you been all my life??

Awesome, man!
When you say nice(ish) weather do you mean like 95ºF?? Because it's fucking beautiful at this time of the year here mate, sweating your balls off at Christmas is next level shit.

Did any of you sick mofo's watch Mr Pickles on [adult swim] this year??
It had 10 episodes of increasingly delightful, bizarre to downright offensive (not to me though, I was fuckin' fappin' it) animation about a demonic dog who loves pickles and sodomy.

Those bloody Australian immigration officers I tell ya what mate! Mongrels!
Let me take it up with them hang on a sec'…

I love being bedridden! All the best things happen in bed!
Eating, sleeping, gaming, wanking, concocting evil schemes, wanking, watching TV, wanking, doing your taxes and wanking.

Go on..

He did!

8:31pm: POW! AWW SHIT, SON!
#TheSlapNBC #WePeacockBeatinKids2015

Dad?

There's nothing I enjoy more than having 11 different monthly credit card payments to 11 different subscription services!
It's the way of the future!

"Sit Ubu, Sit! Good dog"
*woof!*

It's about bloody time us childless, slacker bachelors had a show we can relate to. Smacking someone else's kid because it was being a little shit and not giving a fuck because we are unable to relate to their pain or how wonderful someone else's sprog is has been sorely under-represented in primetime TV.
You bring…

Ok but let it be known I was only the straw that broke the camel's back.

My sincerest thanks to you for taking the time to explain your position on this matter.

(EDIT)

Half of this year I was with my girlfriend, and the other half of this year I wasn't.
Now which half do you think I've enjoyed more?