Jesus, guys. Get your shit together. Who doesn’t already have the deals being delivered via email?

Jesus, guys. Get your shit together. Who doesn’t already have the deals being delivered via email?

Cayman my ass.

I saw the headline and my first thought was, “I wonder which commenter is going to politicize this with a really lame, obvious, pun.”

It is an awesome presidential campaign slogan however.

One non operational jet insulting another?

I think they forgot something.

After countless arguments, spats, and just general resentment on my part when my husband kept not doing anything around the home while still expecting me to cook and clean while I had two jobs, I forced him to sit down and write out his expectations of me as his partner, while I would populate a list of my…

A list of everything that needs to get done in the house, on a regular basis - maybe with frequency noted... Which is also work (I’m grumbling to myself as I write this) but some men just aren’t taught to *see* the work that needs to get done and grow up blind to chores. The list keeps you from constant nagging, in…

“Fancy looking infused oils are a great DIY gift that seem like much more work than they actually are. This is great news for lazy people like myself.”

Yeah it works great, actually.

If you can’t comprehend that men are not a monolithic hivemind, maybe it’s best that you not date one.

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What works best for me is writing everything out before I go to the doctor.