That sounds exactly like what an AI would say...

Was this the last thing you had to do before taking a long weekend? Wait, did AI write this?

Can I use an airtag to track the AI that appears to have written this article?

Am I having a stroke? What in the holy hell is this article?

Headline: Interesting Uses for AirTag

you know what, I really liked that.  I can see watching this with my son and I’m hoping it becomes successful and his transformers.

Right, exactly. Ahsoka is absolutely not a “gray Jedi”, that implies an attempt to sit between the Light and Dark sides of the Force. Ahsoka is Light side through and through, she would never, like, shoot someone with Force Lightning or kill in cold blood. Hell, part of Palpatine’s point of orchestrating the Clone…

Agreed. The whole “gray Jedi” or “dark Jedi” thing just doesn’t apply to someone who really is just an unofficial “good guy” and ten times better at it than the next nearest official good guy. It’s like having enough education to pass the bar or a med school exam without ever actually becoming a lawyer or doctor, but…

It’s interesting to compare Ahsoka and Luke here - because Luke learned barely anything about the Jedi from Obi-Wan and Yoda before embracing the label himself (“a Jedi, like my father before me”), when he later turned his back on the Jedi order, he cut himself off from the Force entirely. Because he didn’t know the…

I am desperately hoping that they do the smart thing and support backwards compatibility despite the fact I'm pretty sure they won't.

This cycle only works if you inexplicably add the DS handheld into the mix (but ignore all other handhelds except the switch) to try to make it work. Also starts at SNES instead of NES, which were both successes. We really are all monkeys just searching for patterns.

Nintendo won’t announce a new Switch until I finally buy my Switch this Christmas. 

He will top it.

Wealthy people who are stupid tend to get quieter when they have less money.

Holy hell, if i had 100 Billion (hell 100 Million), i would fuck off so hard. I would be a boon to my friends and family, and local businesses, but i would retire and live a comfortable but not ostentatious life.

Of all his unforced errors, this certainly feels like the dumbest.

Where’s the “Weird Barbie” doll? 

I shutter to imagine a future where people actually eat plants!

Vandalism typically requires that something be actually damaged, defaced or spoiled in some way- this might fit our criminal mischief statute, but unless that double sticky tape left some sort of obvious residue it totally doesn’t seem like vandalism. It is, however, fun as hell and made for a super cool story. So…

more clicks, more ads, more money, thats really the only reason.